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30day shred or insanity
i have 3 weeks to lose a little pudge.  im not trying to get into the best shape ive ever been just feel a little more comfortable in my skin.  I know 4-6lbs will make a huge difference in how I feel. it may just be mental but still.  So…which do i do?  30 day shred is meant to be a 4 week regiment but I know insanity will rock my world. why now, i set a date for our underwater...
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Hah, so funny story.
everythingelizw: All the machines at my gym say, “If you experience pain, shortness of breath, elevated heart rate, or faintness you should discontinue use and consult a doctor.” Baby, if you aren’t experiencing pain, shortness of breath, elevated heart rate, and the willingness to undergo faintness, YOU AREN’T DOING IT RIGHT. 
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im tired of video games.
he has literally, no exaggeration spent the last 7 days in the man cave playing video games from sun up to sundown.  he will tell you he is just bored and it keeps him occupied and there is nothing else to do and and and….GET OUT OF THAT ROOM OUT FROM IN FRONT OF THAT TV FOR MOTHER FUCKING SAKE!  he is obsessed. when he isnt in front of the tv he plotting something for the game, or on his...
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i just farted and bill looked at me like i pooped...
really…..your farts are so bad that it woke me up one night and i almost threw up it was so bad. mine didnt even smell!
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dootzy: this video will make your day better
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damn it, its already 12pm....where has this day...
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